This section is still under construction, please come back in a few days. However, until then I hope you will ponder these:
There was a guitarist named Mick
Who was cleaning his ears with his pick
He probed 'til they bled
His plectorum turned red
And now he can't hear his own licks
-johnny
Jack could really play guitar
His fans were many wide and far
He played so fast
It couldn't last
His fingers soon crashed and were gnarled
-johnny
I bought A flat
Diminished responsibilit E
Your D ninth person
To C
And B augmented in A seventh
Major catastroph E
-10cc from the album 'Deceptive Bends'