This section is still under construction, please come back in a few days. However, until then I hope you will ponder these:

There was a guitarist named Mick
Who was cleaning his ears with his pick
He probed 'til they bled
His plectorum turned red
And now he can't hear his own licks


Jack could really play guitar
His fans were many wide and far
He played so fast
It couldn't last
His fingers soon crashed and were gnarled


I bought A flat
Diminished responsibilit E
Your D ninth person
To C
And B augmented in A seventh
Major catastroph E

-10cc from the album 'Deceptive Bends'

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